My name is Miss, I’m 21, and I’m at that amazing stage in life where I’m legally an adult but emotionally still buffering. Like… I can make serious life decisions, but should I? Absolutely not.

I love anime. Way too much. It’s basically my emotional support system at this point. If life gets stressful, I just disappear into a world where people have actual problems, like saving humanity, while I’m struggling to reply to a message from three days ago. Priorities. And games? Don’t even get me started. I tell myself “just one hour,” and suddenly it’s 4am, my bed schedule is gone, my sanity is questionable, but at least I completed that one quest that literally no one cares about except me. Worth it.

My life is pretty обычная, nothing special. I wake up every morning with full confidence that today I’ll be productive… and then I blink and it’s 2pm, I’m still in bed, and my biggest achievement is opening three apps at once and doing nothing in all of them. Growth. I make coffee every morning like I have my life together. I don’t. Half the time I forget about it and find it cold an hour later, just staring at me like “so this is who you are now.” And honestly… yeah.

I’m not a fan of big groups. Too much noise, too many people, too many chances to say something awkward and then remember it for the next five years at 3am. I’d rather hang out with a couple of close friends where I can be weird in peace. I overthink everything. Like, everything. I can remember something slightly embarrassing I did in 2016 and physically cringe like it just happened. My brain is basically a 24/7 compilation of “greatest hits: why are you like this? Future? Yeah, that’s a fun topic. I have plans. Kind of. Not really. It’s more like vibes and mild anxiety. Everyone else seems to know what they’re doing, and I’m just here trying not to ruin my life before lunch.

I procrastinate like it’s a skill. If procrastination were an Olympic sport, I’d think about competing… tomorrow. Maybe. I’m not perfect — shocking, I know. I’m lazy, I get distracted easily, I avoid responsibilities like they personally offended me. But I’m also just trying to survive this weird phase of life where you’re supposed to “figure everything out” while barely figuring out what to eat. My name is Miss. I’m 21. I run on caffeine, bad decisions, anime, and games. And honestly? So far, I’m still alive, so I guess I’m doing something right.